01 Mai 2016 à 21:03 (modifié le 01 Mai 2016 à 21:04)
#535
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NEW YORK – A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package.
pour les ricains ça doit être l'équivalent de notre
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BREST : Ivre, il défèque sur le comptoir, après que le patron a annoncé sa tournée.
Il a déclaré à la Polisse avoir lu un article dans la Medicinal Review of mollets & legs expliquant que les sphincters sont directement connectés à la zone du cerveau gérant les émotions
Non je ne mettrai pas de pull
El Migo
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01 Mai 2016 à 23:00
#536
Chouette narration en effet
Citation :
The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”
, effectivement.
