Qu'est-ce qui vous amuse automatiquement ?

Citation :

Hors sujet : alors, Sol, t'es allé sur les derniers liens qu'j'ai laissé...?dead ou mort de rire ou de peur???

Hors sujet : non, j'y vais pas. Ca m'amuse pas

Hors sujet : j'ai passé le mur du con, j'crois la...

Citation : November 2000 ... a fax from Radar Television:




Dear Mr Eldritch,

I am writing to invite you to take part in a new Channel 4 entertainment programme, which is set to be a huge hit in the New Year. The show is called Banzai and is Channel 4's new cult comedy entertainment show, which is being produced by Radar TV, and which will be broadcast on Friday nights in the coveted 11.00pm slot.

The show is aimed at those who laughed at Da Ali G Show and Trigger Happy TV, although the major difference is that the celebrities are 'in' on the gag. Presented as a 'Japanese Gameshow', the programme spoofs the bet on anything culture and encourages viewers to gamble on the outcome of short, stand alone 'leftfield' scenarios. An example being Melvyn Bragg playing 'Knock & Run' and Groove Armada versus The Artful Dodger in a game of 'Office Chair Curling on Ice.' Members of each band are curled towards 80's throwback Les Rhythmes Digitales by the British curling team, and viewers bet which celebrity-on-an-office-chair will get nearest Jaques Du Cont.

We would LOVE you to take part in a challenge. The challenge we have devised is 'The Andrew Eldritch Hitch Hiker Puzzle.' We would film this with secret cameras and it would involve you thumbing a lift near motorway services. When the car stops you would give the driver a quiz question such as, 'What's the Capital of Finland?' If the answer is correct you would then accept the lift.

Alternatively we could film 'Knock & Run' with your good self. This would mean we could film in an area nearer to your home and would take up less of your time.

I'm sure you can appreciate the surreal sense of humour we are trying to get across. The show is set to be cult viewing, which is why we are approaching very specific celebrities because we hope their involvement will develop that cult status.

I hope you get the humour of the show and want to take part. [...]

Kind regards,

Citation : Cher monsieur,



En effet ,je m'appelle Armando SAVIMBI ;j'ai 27 ans , je suis Fils aîné du feu leader Rebel Jonas SAVIMBI,qui fût assassiné par les troupes gouvernementales après avoir mené plus de vingt sept années de rébellion contre le pouvoir en place . Avant sa mort, mon père a déposé dans une société de sécurité et de consignation en REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN une male contenant une somme de USD 25.000.000 de dollars Américain.. Au moment du dépôt, mon père avait déclaré des bijoux et de documents importants de la famille. Présentement, je suis au BENIN en possession du document nécessaire( certificat de dépôt) pour réclamer la male, car mon nom figure comme héritier direct après mon père. Après de sérieuses vérifications, la société a reconnu l'authenticité de mon documents et m'assure de la disponibilité permanente de mon colis .

C'est donc pourquoi j'ai besoin de vous. Je sollicite votre assistance pour le transfert de ces fonds en Europe, en Asie ou en Amérique pour des investissements rentables dont vous aurez à assumer la gérance, sur la base d'un contrat dûment signé devant un notaire.

Espérant que vous acceptiez ma sollicitation, je vous offrirai 20% du montant global, 75% pour les investissements et placements et, les 5% restants couvriront les dépenses afférentes à cette opération de transfert. Si vous acceptez me porter cette assistance, veuillez m'envoyer un mail afin que nous puissions étudier tout les contours de cette transaction. J'espère vous lire bientôt.

Armando SAVIMBI

Citation : Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?