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Citation : Les mecs nocifs dans ton genre
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Stx4Sound
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Ok vla le clash !!! 
>A letter to the London Observer from Terry Jones of Monty Python.
>Letter to the Observer Sunday January 26, 2003
>
>I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq:
>he's running out of patience. And so am I! For some time now I've been
>really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the
>street.
>
>Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give
>me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for
>me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round
>to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got
>everything well hidden. That's how devious he is. As for Mr Patel,
>don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very good sources - that he
>is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted the street telling
>them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off one by one. Some of
>my neighbours say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the police? But
>that's simply ridiculous. The police will say that they need evidence
>of a crime with which to charge my neighbours. They'll come up with
>endless red tape and quibbling about the rights and wrongs of a
>pre-emptive strike and all the while Mr Johnson will be finalising his
>plans to do terrible things to me, while Mr Patel will be secretly
>murdering people. Since I'm the only one in the street with a decent
>range of automatic firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep the peace.
>But until recently that's been a little difficult. Now, however, George
>W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run out of patience,
>and then I can wade in and do whatever I want!
>
>And let's face it, Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq
>is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The
>one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting
>the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have never
>threatened us.
>
>That's why I want to blow up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and
>children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us
>in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way. Mr
>Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing Iraq is
>that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass
>destruction - even if no one can find them. I'm certain I've just as
>much justification for killing Mr Johnson's wife and children as Mr
>Bush has for bombing Iraq.
>
>Mr Bush's long-term aim is to make the world a safer place by
>eliminating 'rogue states' and 'terrorism'. It's such a clever
>long-term aim because how can you ever know when you've achieved it?
>How will Mr Bush know when he's wiped out all terrorists? When every
>single terrorist is dead? But then a terrorist is only a terrorist once
>he's committed an act of terror. What about would-be terrorists? These
>are the ones you really want to eliminate, since most of the known
>terrorists, being suicide bombers, have already eliminated themselves.
>Perhaps Mr Bush needs to wipe out everyone who could possibly be a
>future terrorist? Maybe he can't be sure he's achieved his objective
>until every Muslim fundamentalist is dead? But then some moderate
>Muslims might convert to fundamentalism. Maybe the only really safe
>thing to do would be for Mr Bush to eliminate all Muslims?
>
>It's the same in my street. Mr Johnson and Mr Patel are just the tip of
>the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the street who I don't
>like and who - quite frankly - look at me in odd ways. No one will be
>really safe until I've wiped them all out. My wife says I might be
>going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the
>President of the United States. That shuts her up. Like Mr Bush, I've
>run out of patience, and if that's a good enough reason for the
>President, it's good enough for me.
>
> I'm going to give the whole street two weeks - no, 10 days - to come
>out in the open and hand over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers,
>galactic outlaws and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they
>don't hand them over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the
>entire street to kingdom come.
>
>It's just as sane as what George W. Bush is proposing - and, in
>contrast to what he's intending, my policy will destroy only one
>street.
>A letter to the London Observer from Terry Jones of Monty Python.
>Letter to the Observer Sunday January 26, 2003
>
>I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq:
>he's running out of patience. And so am I! For some time now I've been
>really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the
>street.
>
>Well, him and Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give
>me queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something nasty for
>me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what. I've been round
>to his place a few times to see what he's up to, but he's got
>everything well hidden. That's how devious he is. As for Mr Patel,
>don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very good sources - that he
>is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted the street telling
>them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off one by one. Some of
>my neighbours say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the police? But
>that's simply ridiculous. The police will say that they need evidence
>of a crime with which to charge my neighbours. They'll come up with
>endless red tape and quibbling about the rights and wrongs of a
>pre-emptive strike and all the while Mr Johnson will be finalising his
>plans to do terrible things to me, while Mr Patel will be secretly
>murdering people. Since I'm the only one in the street with a decent
>range of automatic firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep the peace.
>But until recently that's been a little difficult. Now, however, George
>W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run out of patience,
>and then I can wade in and do whatever I want!
>
>And let's face it, Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq
>is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The
>one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting
>the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have never
>threatened us.
>
>That's why I want to blow up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and
>children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us
>in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way. Mr
>Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing Iraq is
>that Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass
>destruction - even if no one can find them. I'm certain I've just as
>much justification for killing Mr Johnson's wife and children as Mr
>Bush has for bombing Iraq.
>
>Mr Bush's long-term aim is to make the world a safer place by
>eliminating 'rogue states' and 'terrorism'. It's such a clever
>long-term aim because how can you ever know when you've achieved it?
>How will Mr Bush know when he's wiped out all terrorists? When every
>single terrorist is dead? But then a terrorist is only a terrorist once
>he's committed an act of terror. What about would-be terrorists? These
>are the ones you really want to eliminate, since most of the known
>terrorists, being suicide bombers, have already eliminated themselves.
>Perhaps Mr Bush needs to wipe out everyone who could possibly be a
>future terrorist? Maybe he can't be sure he's achieved his objective
>until every Muslim fundamentalist is dead? But then some moderate
>Muslims might convert to fundamentalism. Maybe the only really safe
>thing to do would be for Mr Bush to eliminate all Muslims?
>
>It's the same in my street. Mr Johnson and Mr Patel are just the tip of
>the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the street who I don't
>like and who - quite frankly - look at me in odd ways. No one will be
>really safe until I've wiped them all out. My wife says I might be
>going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the
>President of the United States. That shuts her up. Like Mr Bush, I've
>run out of patience, and if that's a good enough reason for the
>President, it's good enough for me.
>
> I'm going to give the whole street two weeks - no, 10 days - to come
>out in the open and hand over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers,
>galactic outlaws and interstellar terrorist masterminds, and if they
>don't hand them over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the
>entire street to kingdom come.
>
>It's just as sane as what George W. Bush is proposing - and, in
>contrast to what he's intending, my policy will destroy only one
>street.
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Stx4Sound
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Non trop long 
Edd El Manouche
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Ptain loop t'es assez branché conflit toi quand même.....serait ce une seconde passion?
Kalis
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En plus LOOP pour creer des sujets tendus comme celui la il est obliger de se cacher derriere un pseudo tout aussi bidon que son sujet.....
ps : si c est pas du clash ca hein ????
ps : si c est pas du clash ca hein ????
Edd El Manouche
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