Qu'est-ce qui vous fait plaisir au taf?
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samy dread

pour aujourd'hui, je passe la main
Non je ne mettrai pas de pull
Anonyme

le reverend

pas de mouton = pas de brebis![]()
Ce serait pas plutôt
pas de bélier = pas de brebis
Putain, 23 ans que je traine sur AF : tout ce temps où j'aurais pu faire de la musique ! :-( :-)
Anonyme

le reverend

Putain, 23 ans que je traine sur AF : tout ce temps où j'aurais pu faire de la musique ! :-( :-)
KoalaMan

On ne voit bien qu'avec les yeux. Le cœur est invisible pour l'essentiel.
le reverend

Putain, 23 ans que je traine sur AF : tout ce temps où j'aurais pu faire de la musique ! :-( :-)
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Alx33

Devenez Lady, Laird ou Lord de Glencoe
C'est plan en Écosse pour sauver une tourbière des promoteurs immobiliers :
chacun peut acheter un petit lopin, genre un m² et ça divise et empêche de revendre l'intégralité. Et on a un titre de Lord en prime.
ahem
Les brebis s'il t plaît. Les moutons ne font pas de lait, pas de lait pas de roquefort.
Inutile mon rev de se pencher sous la toison. Les moutons ont des cornes, les brebis non.
et tout le reste
un mouton : c'est une brebis, un bélier, un agneau, une agnelle, c'est la famille. comme pour le cheval, qui peut regrouper l'étalon, l'hongre, la jument ect...
Ensuite ça c'est un mouton (Racka) :
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ça c'est une chèvre (d'Appenzell) :

le mouton fait partie des ovins, la chèvre fait partie des caprins. Certaines races ont des cornes d'autres non.
Quand je conduis pas j'ai peur.
KoalaMan

Ensuite ça c'est un mouton (Racka) :
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On ne voit bien qu'avec les yeux. Le cœur est invisible pour l'essentiel.
Dr Pouet

Anonyme

Sincèrement je ne savais pas.
Alx33


Quand je conduis pas j'ai peur.
le reverend

Putain, 23 ans que je traine sur AF : tout ce temps où j'aurais pu faire de la musique ! :-( :-)
Dr Pouet

(Je parle des cas où c’est un animal plus âgé que de l’agneau, et j’imagine que le belier pue trop)
Dr Pouet

On voit que t'as pas lu F'murr toi.
Attention : tout n’est pas parfaitement rigoureux dans F’murr.
Point-virgule

« La vie sans musique est tout simplement une erreur, une fatigue, un exil. », Friedrich Nietzsche. ♫
le reverend

Citation de le :On voit que t'as pas lu F'murr toi.
Attention : tout n’est pas parfaitement rigoureux dans F’murr.
J'ai toujours considéré ça comme une Bd documentaire animalière. Pour moi, et comparé à l'observation des quelques troupeaux que j'ai pu voir, tout est exact.
Il y a toujours des béliers noirs Romuald et des brebis comme ça

Putain, 23 ans que je traine sur AF : tout ce temps où j'aurais pu faire de la musique ! :-( :-)
Alx33

Quand je conduis pas j'ai peur.
Dr Pouet

Anonyme

Me voyant pas bouger ma collègue va pour se lever, je l'arrête, lance un regard du genre tranquillisant au monsieur, qui semble percuter soudainement qu'il n'est pas ici en terrain conquis et que ça risque de lui péter à la tronche. Sans me lever, je lui montre mon front et lui demande si il y a marqué boy ? Puis j'enchaine avec vous avez des bras des jambes vous êtes physiquement capable de vous débrouiller tout seul comme un grand. Puis la prochaine fois que vous demandez quelque chose la formule de politesse ce n'est pas une option.
Le gus est reparti tout penaud le regard bas et la queue entre les cuisses.
Sans déconner, je ne peux pas piffer ces petits chefaillons de merde qui prennent leur subordonnés pour des larbins. Une fois parti, ma responsable vient me voir et me dit bien joué c'est un connard. Je ne parlerai pas des fragrances qui flottaient dans le bureau de ma chef après son départ laissant présager d'une hygiène corporelle plus que douteuse. Bref je viens de me faire un ami il ne s'attendait pas à ça.
Djardin

Tu bosses au Tour de France ?
parce que sortir un vélo d'une voiture, ça fait parti de ta fiche de poste ?
(bon, et puis pourquoi mettre un vélo dans une voiture ? un vélo, on s'assoit dessus et on vend la voiture)
Référence en matière de bon gout capillaire et vestimentaire.
homme à tête de zizi.
dana12

Incrédule sur tout, sceptique sur le reste
Javier Guante Hermoso

Dr Pouet

Anonyme

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