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Blague la plus pourrite 2 le retour de la vengeance :lol:

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Sujet de la discussion Blague la plus pourrite 2 le retour de la vengeance :lol:
Beh vouala ... moua je me choquerai pas tant que ça reste des blagues ;)

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d'ailleurs ... une bien pourrite

quelle est la différence entre un spaghetti et un myopathe ????




















beh si tu suces le spaghetti il bouge lui :mrg:

allez à vous

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Citation de : daRinze

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"2 verres, Patrick"

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Ah ça, il faut être cultivé aussi hein redface2 ...

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icon_facepalm.gif ok c'est à cause des rayons de l'éclipse
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Une femme demande à son mari :
Tu ferais quoi si je t'annonçais que j'ai gagné au loto .. ??
Son mari lui dit :
Je prendrais la moitié de tes gains et je te quitterai ahahahaaah .. !!
La femme lui dit : Bah j'ai gagné 10 euros, tiens voilà 5 euros, dégages
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Pauvre Vince... :-D
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:bravo:
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A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman in appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, and $50,000 dollars.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.

He phoned the Arab and asked him "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money... but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates."

To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".

"To boldly go where no man has gone before."

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:albatar:

 

 

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Cause I have Scottish blood, running through my veins, going to waste
I just want to feel real love, fill the hole that I live in...
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:bravo: