When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honour.
At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle:
"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison? What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis" replied Madame de Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...... and no one knew what to say next.
Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said:
"Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, "appiness!'"
Un bandit de bas quartier a été sélectionné pour qui veut gagner des millions, contre toute attente, il est sur le point de répondre à la dernière question :
- vous êtes prêt rachid/pedro/goran/patrick (au choix) ?
- ouais vazy j'vais lui niquer sa mère à la question des millions là, comme les autres !
- OK : qui a tué Henri II ?
Mutisme de la part de l'intéressé, rictus...
- Hé c'est pas cool ça !
- vous ignorez la réponse ?
- Bien sûr chai qui s'est, mais chui pas une balance tavu