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Do you speak english?

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Sujet de la discussion Do you speak english?
This thread is for all musiciens like me who used to speak english at school. Now we work, and it isn't easy to talk with this "usefull" language... For exemple, when you have to by a microphone to an us' shop, it can be difficult to understand, here, i propose an english spoke, not to loose what you had teach when you're young...

ready????
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Come on... I kick the ass of every monster lizard. You thought I meant a lizard? Watch out Dude, I was talking about Hulk. It's getting harder and harder to control myself, please don't do that again.
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Just for the sake of it:

lol = laughing out loud
rotflol = rolling on the floor laughing out loud
rotflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

Got it boys ?
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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Green square (Ich habe Deutsch als erste Sprache in das Schule demacht)

Je m'occupe du goût du public : je lutte contre (Oscar Wilde)

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Well it's nice to speak english, but woudn't it be more interesting with a real topic, guys ?
T'en veux du bon jazz ?
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Yeah, you're right.
Go ahead. :mrg:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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Citation : Well it's nice to speak english, but woudn't it be more interesting with a real topic, guys ?



Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch
watches which Swatch watch switch? :noidea:
Ma musique commence là où s'arrête celle des autres.
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:ptdr: a flik & flack watch...


Now let's find a topic.
Who here have already spent time in UK ? (I mean enought time to say "i used to live there")
Where ? When ? How long ? Have you beeeeeen to the f*hin breezeblock ?
Have you seen 4 guys walkin by the streets with a sock on their cock ?
Have you seen the Queen's jewels ?
Did god save her ?
And nap, nap, where's nap ? isnt in the livingroom, isnt in the bathroom ?
T'en veux du bon jazz ?
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I dunno what's going on here dude, but, yessssss, i speak english,
wall street english



I am a gorgeus perfectly shaved man laughing in a cell phone
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To answer Ooranich :

I spent nearly one year in the UK, 2001-2002. 10 months teaching French in a private school to kid aged 2-13 and doing much, much more in the school as part of the "in-house staff" (means 24/7 work for you). That was not far from Cambridge, which I kinda miss now (really nice city). Met lots of people from all around the world (couple of Kiwis included) and ate loads of indian food... :humm:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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I heard english students were pretty hot... I also heard that in parties oragnized by students there were big sex orgies in the toilet and back home.
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You heard f*hin right, m8...
Not only english students, but english people.
Yannuw, my crazyest sexual experiences were with english cutties. They know how to handle you, how to charm you, in an explicit way...
Crwaaazy english galz... I miss them now...
T'en veux du bon jazz ?
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I don't. Nasty bitches. No, actually, I was in the coutryside, so not too many chicks around and real peasant girls for most of them... :surpris:
Still I met a couple of girls who were read to party. The hottest was Dutch though, so count her out. But we had great talks about sex with one girl who for ex. told us about the time when she threw up on her BF while giving him head, left the room and said "bye, asshole". She rocked, baby.
Now she's got a baby from another guy who left her and she's a happy single mom :8O:
Met a reaally hot Kiwi girl, too, but she hated everybody. That was fun, too.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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Man, you said it !! Indeed, english girlz are horny, but they are all crazy.
One day I was in spain, in a pub, nearly drunk (i nearly had a fight with the bartender because his rhum was expensive), and then two *** *** nice beauuutiful sexy girl passed close to my table, starin at me and my friend. We looked at them sit on the crouch near ours, a big smile on our faces, but didn't do anything. Too shy.
The most gorgeous of them turned back, faced us, and said :
-hey !!
-what ?
-Come and talk to us !!
-well... Ok ! ( :8O: )
We went and sit with those yang ladies, had a talk, our faces realy close.
The girl that had told us to come went somewhere else, I dunnow why. I was like astonished, talkin with that girl without anything to say. So we kissed. Hornily. It was time for the pub to close. We went out, I said bye to my spanish an polish friends whitch were very sacrastic about it (actually, I never fuck for just one night, usually), and then we went to the beatch to have some good time.
I've never been so pornstar. I was just doin hardly, I fucked her like a pornstar, really, and she was like a pornomovie too... With "owh my goooood" and "owh owh yees -no !- yeees oh godgodgodgodgoood"...

That's it. I dunnow why I'm talkin bout my sexual life like this, but it's a fact, all british girls I met where sexually liberated. I like that.

:roll: now I go and have drinks in pubs, everywhere, just hopin some english girl will charm me again...
T'en veux du bon jazz ?
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Poor lonely marco...
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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Not poor... Actually, that made me change my mind. I was reaaly too romantic.
T'en veux du bon jazz ?
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Now it's "gimme pussy or go f**k yourself"
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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:mdr: noo... still romantic way to charm, but then, I just know how to warm-up :diable:
T'en veux du bon jazz ?
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Where are my friends?
may be RCBTC
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Goin'home !
CUL8R
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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Ooow !! nice one, m8 (CUL8R)... I'll keep this one...
T'en veux du bon jazz ?
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Hello...

That's a little flag???? No????
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If your flag is small, then go away from this topic.
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You know what they say : small flag, big pole ?

I've also just read something worth quoting :

Citation : What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or paraplegic, as it is.



:mrg:
©Terry Pratchett, of course.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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Such a beautifull day!!!!
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Hi everybody !
Glad to meet you !
I hope to improve my english.
Perhaps one day I will understand jamaican english.

Let me give you a quote from a chatroom:
" - I'm french so excuse my language
- I'm American so excuse my president"
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