Do you speak english?
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Sujet de la discussion Posté le 01/10/2005 à 10:16:13Do you speak english?
This thread is for all musiciens like me who used to speak english at school. Now we work, and it isn't easy to talk with this "usefull" language... For exemple, when you have to by a microphone to an us' shop, it can be difficult to understand, here, i propose an english spoke, not to loose what you had teach when you're young...
ready????
ready????

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51 Posté le 04/10/2005 à 23:51:50
Come on... I kick the ass of every monster lizard. You thought I meant a lizard? Watch out Dude, I was talking about Hulk. It's getting harder and harder to control myself, please don't do that again.
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52 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 10:18:04
Just for the sake of it:
lol = laughing out loud
rotflol = rolling on the floor laughing out loud
rotflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
Got it boys ?
lol = laughing out loud
rotflol = rolling on the floor laughing out loud
rotflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
Got it boys ?
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53 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 10:25:49
Green square (Ich habe Deutsch als erste Sprache in das Schule demacht)
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Oranisz Amenovicz
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54 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 10:38:13
Well it's nice to speak english, but woudn't it be more interesting with a real topic, guys ?
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55 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 10:40:26
Yeah, you're right.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.

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56 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 10:51:47
Citation : Well it's nice to speak english, but woudn't it be more interesting with a real topic, guys ?
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch
watches which Swatch watch switch?

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57 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 12:09:28

Now let's find a topic.
Who here have already spent time in UK ? (I mean enought time to say "i used to live there")
Where ? When ? How long ? Have you beeeeeen to the f*hin breezeblock ?
Have you seen 4 guys walkin by the streets with a sock on their cock ?
Have you seen the Queen's jewels ?
Did god save her ?
And nap, nap, where's nap ? isnt in the livingroom, isnt in the bathroom ?
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58 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 12:17:04
I dunno what's going on here dude, but, yessssss, i speak english,
wall street english

I am a gorgeus perfectly shaved man laughing in a cell phone
wall street english

I am a gorgeus perfectly shaved man laughing in a cell phone
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59 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 12:46:27
To answer Ooranich :
I spent nearly one year in the UK, 2001-2002. 10 months teaching French in a private school to kid aged 2-13 and doing much, much more in the school as part of the "in-house staff" (means 24/7 work for you). That was not far from Cambridge, which I kinda miss now (really nice city). Met lots of people from all around the world (couple of Kiwis included) and ate loads of indian food...
I spent nearly one year in the UK, 2001-2002. 10 months teaching French in a private school to kid aged 2-13 and doing much, much more in the school as part of the "in-house staff" (means 24/7 work for you). That was not far from Cambridge, which I kinda miss now (really nice city). Met lots of people from all around the world (couple of Kiwis included) and ate loads of indian food...

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60 Posté le 05/10/2005 à 23:02:24
I heard english students were pretty hot... I also heard that in parties oragnized by students there were big sex orgies in the toilet and back home.
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61 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 10:43:22
You heard f*hin right, m8...
Not only english students, but english people.
Yannuw, my crazyest sexual experiences were with english cutties. They know how to handle you, how to charm you, in an explicit way...
Crwaaazy english galz... I miss them now...
Not only english students, but english people.
Yannuw, my crazyest sexual experiences were with english cutties. They know how to handle you, how to charm you, in an explicit way...
Crwaaazy english galz... I miss them now...
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62 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 10:53:22
I don't. Nasty bitches. No, actually, I was in the coutryside, so not too many chicks around and real peasant girls for most of them...
Still I met a couple of girls who were read to party. The hottest was Dutch though, so count her out. But we had great talks about sex with one girl who for ex. told us about the time when she threw up on her BF while giving him head, left the room and said "bye, asshole". She rocked, baby.
Now she's got a baby from another guy who left her and she's a happy single mom
Met a reaally hot Kiwi girl, too, but she hated everybody. That was fun, too.

Still I met a couple of girls who were read to party. The hottest was Dutch though, so count her out. But we had great talks about sex with one girl who for ex. told us about the time when she threw up on her BF while giving him head, left the room and said "bye, asshole". She rocked, baby.
Now she's got a baby from another guy who left her and she's a happy single mom

Met a reaally hot Kiwi girl, too, but she hated everybody. That was fun, too.
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63 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 12:08:03
Man, you said it !! Indeed, english girlz are horny, but they are all crazy.
One day I was in spain, in a pub, nearly drunk (i nearly had a fight with the bartender because his rhum was expensive), and then two *** *** nice beauuutiful sexy girl passed close to my table, starin at me and my friend. We looked at them sit on the crouch near ours, a big smile on our faces, but didn't do anything. Too shy.
The most gorgeous of them turned back, faced us, and said :
-hey !!
-what ?
-Come and talk to us !!
-well... Ok ! (
)
We went and sit with those yang ladies, had a talk, our faces realy close.
The girl that had told us to come went somewhere else, I dunnow why. I was like astonished, talkin with that girl without anything to say. So we kissed. Hornily. It was time for the pub to close. We went out, I said bye to my spanish an polish friends whitch were very sacrastic about it (actually, I never fuck for just one night, usually), and then we went to the beatch to have some good time.
I've never been so pornstar. I was just doin hardly, I fucked her like a pornstar, really, and she was like a pornomovie too... With "owh my goooood" and "owh owh yees -no !- yeees oh godgodgodgodgoood"...
That's it. I dunnow why I'm talkin bout my sexual life like this, but it's a fact, all british girls I met where sexually liberated. I like that.
now I go and have drinks in pubs, everywhere, just hopin some english girl will charm me again...
One day I was in spain, in a pub, nearly drunk (i nearly had a fight with the bartender because his rhum was expensive), and then two *** *** nice beauuutiful sexy girl passed close to my table, starin at me and my friend. We looked at them sit on the crouch near ours, a big smile on our faces, but didn't do anything. Too shy.
The most gorgeous of them turned back, faced us, and said :
-hey !!
-what ?
-Come and talk to us !!
-well... Ok ! (

We went and sit with those yang ladies, had a talk, our faces realy close.
The girl that had told us to come went somewhere else, I dunnow why. I was like astonished, talkin with that girl without anything to say. So we kissed. Hornily. It was time for the pub to close. We went out, I said bye to my spanish an polish friends whitch were very sacrastic about it (actually, I never fuck for just one night, usually), and then we went to the beatch to have some good time.
I've never been so pornstar. I was just doin hardly, I fucked her like a pornstar, really, and she was like a pornomovie too... With "owh my goooood" and "owh owh yees -no !- yeees oh godgodgodgodgoood"...
That's it. I dunnow why I'm talkin bout my sexual life like this, but it's a fact, all british girls I met where sexually liberated. I like that.

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64 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 12:24:53
Poor lonely marco...
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65 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 15:11:04
Not poor... Actually, that made me change my mind. I was reaaly too romantic.
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66 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 15:27:36
Now it's "gimme pussy or go f**k yourself"
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67 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 15:41:47


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68 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 17:39:02
Where are my friends?
may be RCBTC
may be RCBTC
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69 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 17:49:40
Goin'home !
CUL8R
CUL8R
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70 Posté le 06/10/2005 à 17:56:18
Ooow !! nice one, m8 (CUL8R)... I'll keep this one...
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71 Posté le 22/11/2005 à 22:52:43
Hello...
That's a little flag???? No????
That's a little flag???? No????
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72 Posté le 22/11/2005 à 23:06:24
If your flag is small, then go away from this topic.
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73 Posté le 23/11/2005 à 10:17:10
You know what they say : small flag, big pole ?
I've also just read something worth quoting :
©Terry Pratchett, of course.
I've also just read something worth quoting :
Citation : What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or paraplegic, as it is.

©Terry Pratchett, of course.
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74 Posté le 30/07/2006 à 09:42:17
Such a beautifull day!!!!
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75 Posté le 30/07/2006 à 10:38:55
Hi everybody !
Glad to meet you !
I hope to improve my english.
Perhaps one day I will understand jamaican english.
Let me give you a quote from a chatroom:
" - I'm french so excuse my language
- I'm American so excuse my president"
Glad to meet you !
I hope to improve my english.
Perhaps one day I will understand jamaican english.
Let me give you a quote from a chatroom:
" - I'm french so excuse my language
- I'm American so excuse my president"
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