In reality, doing so will render any 64-bit iOS device unusable, including iPhones from 5S on up, as well as the iPad Air, iPad mini 2 and the 2015 sixth generation iPod touch or newer, The Guardian reports. Also? Apple didn’t even exist until 1976, so what are we doing in 1970, anyway?
The only recourse is to bring it to the Apple Store in an attempt to save it… or buy a new device.