Vos mails pro rigolos !

Pas un mail, mais l'ingé réseau qui a laissé un lien avec des indications assez succulentes pour se faire une page ouèbe.

J'ai laissé le premier paragraphe juste pour la mise en condition, et montrer le sérieux de tout le reste du document:

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Officially looking pages

Most local (meaning DMIST not IST) official looking pages use several php modules to provide common features and simplify editing. A commented example is provided by http://www.math.ist.utl.pt/contacts.phps which is the source for http://www.math.ist.utl.pt/contacts.phtml.pt. These share some graphical elements with the IST pages but try to look different although with some family resemblance. Differences at the technical level are much deeper but transparent to the casual observer. The style guide for the IST official pages available at the GAEL documents page contains lots of interesting information which, mutatis mutantis, is relevant for anyone planning a web page with more than scratch pad status.

 

Try to avoid, among others, the following partly subjective problems:

• Making a look alike of something else which is quite different, e.g., http://www.civil.ist.utl.pt/ looks too much like http://www.ist.utl.pt/.
• Applying cruel and unusual punishments to the IST logo: http://mar.ist.utl.pt/.
• Displaying what may be construed as advertising: http://www.dei.ist.utl.pt/.

And of course there is always the question of good taste. The Computer Science Department has kindly provided a one stop look at worst practices in http://www.dei.ist.utl.pt/. Note:

• The grey battleship color theme.
• The logos with visible jaggies showing how clueless you are about anti-aliasing.
• The super wide cluttered text lines.
• The more is best philosophy.
• The creative non usage of spelling checkers.
• The creative gauchiness (misaligned, getting out of the colored box) of the page footer.
• The subtle Microsoft Word esthetics used in the text including random quoting and centered text for no good reason.
• Scattered evidence of no proof reading (such as PROF. DR. PROF. DR.).

Due to the constant improvement of this page some of these remarks may no longer apply. Finding others is an exercise for the reader.

 

J'ai vous ai aussi laissé aussi les liens, même si je pense que pas mal de trucs ont été corrigés depuis qu'il a écrit ce truc.

un ou deux trucs m'ont fait rire, mais pas les trucs techniques. Je dois pas etre assez clé en page vouebe.

Citation :

Bonjour,

Pourriez-vous m'envoyer un exemplaire signé (avec une signature).

Bien cordialement

:javéuneperruque:

Hors sujet :

Quelqu'un sait ou retrouver ce smiley ?

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/124/javd.jpg

Grillé par Polen

me suis tellement fait chier à la retrouver, j'la met quand meme :tirelalangue:

J'imagine, j'ai cherché un peu mais j'ai pas trouvé.

Merci