Quelles series tv regardez-vous?

Citation :
Ca a dejà été cité , mais je ne crois pas que tout le monde partage ton sentiment de perfection (moi , en tous cas! )

Citation : Dans le genre, je vois vraiment pas de serie au dessus

Hors sujet :

Citation : Je suis un gros fan de Melrose Place

Citation : Sinon, BG, je supporte pas l'approche religieuse a l'americaine (deja que la religion a la base j'ai du mal a titre perso), et la, c'est de la caricature. Je comprends pas ce desir de foutre de la religion partout (genre dans Lost, bien saoulant tout le truc sur le destin ou le trip d'Eko).

Citation :
"Busy, Dave?"
"Well, yeah. I am, actually."
"Oh, then you won't want to know about the two super-light-speed fighters that are tracking us."
"What?!"
"I'll leave you to your bubble blowing, mate."
"No, Hol, come on, come on."
"They're from Earth."
"Three million years away?"
"They're from the NorWEB federation."
"What's that?"
"The North Western Electricity Board. They want you, Dave."
"Me? Why? What for?"
"For your crimes against humanity."
"You what!"
"It seems when you left Earth three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen."
"Did I?"
"You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?"
"Yeah. They go all mouldy."
"Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in a bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own ninety-eight percent of all the world's wealth, but since you've hoarded it for three million years nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB."
"Why NorWEB? "
"You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds."
"A hundred and eighty billion pounds! You're kidding!"
"April fool."
"But it's not April."
"Yeah, I know, but I could hardly wait six months with a red-hot jape like that under my belt."

Citation :
I just got sick and tired of using plastic knives and forks, man, so I went to the medical unit and nicked some gear."

"This is a scalpel! I'm supposed to cut *my* food with a scalpel? Something that has been inside someone's guts?

"It's all been cleaned; it's all been washed; it's clean."

"Something that, long ago in history, may well have performed a certain popular Jewish operation? *I'm* supposed to eat with *this* ?"

Citation :
"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward"

Citation :
"The highest form of life in the universe is Man and the lowest is a man who works for the post office." -- Holly

"Love is what makes us different from animals."
"No, Lister, what makes us different from animals is we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals." -- Lister and Rimmer

"Hey, this has been a good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something." -- Cat

"Hey, monkey, you're sick. Sick, helpless, and unconscious. If you weren't my friend, I'd steal your shoes." -- Cat

"What do you mean, you 'killed him, cha-cha-cha'?!" -- Lister

Citation : C'est assez glauque, ca laisse un certain arriere gout.

En fait, les 2 premieres saisons sont assez joyeuses dans l'ensemble, compare au reste.