Les gri-gris en Hi-Fi

That's a bit short, young man; there were so many things you could have said :

My tailor is wealthy beyond measure.
The tailor who sews my suits is quite prosperous.
Elegance comes easily when your tailor is rich.
My tailor doesn’t just stitch, he invests in style.
A well-dressed man always has a wealthy tailor.
My tailor’s fortune is woven into every thread.
Fine fabrics and wealth go hand in hand with my tailor.
Success follows those whose tailors are rich.
The secret to a perfect suit? A tailor with deep pockets.
My tailor’s craftsmanship is as rich as his bank account.

That, more or less, my dear, is what you might have said
Had you a bit of wit and literary grace.
But wit? Oh, the most pitiful of creatures,
Tou never had an ounce of it! And as for letters,
You have but the three that spell the word: SOT!

Extrait de Cyrano du Lancashire, la tirade du tailleur